Your Current Wellness Program

startup_wellness.js
while (building_product) {
  health.priority = 0;
  team.eats = "whatever's provided/wanted";
  productivity.decline = true;
  cognitive_debt++;
  benefit_attractiveness--;
}
// TODO: Fix this someday...
73%
Burnout Rate Year 1
$42K
Lost Per Developer
2.5hrs
Daily Energy Crashes

⚠️ Your team's running on deprecated fuel